05-09-2008, 01:29am
TWO OLD MEN DECIDE THEY ARE CLOSE TO THEIR LAST
DAYS
AND DECIDE TO HAVE A LAST NIGHT ON THE TOWN.
AFTER A FEW DRINKS, THEY END UP AT THE LOCAL
BROTHEL
THE MADAM TAKES ONE LOOK AT THE TWO OLD
GEEZERS
AND WHISPERS TO HER MANAGER, 'GO UP TO THE
FIRST
TWO BEDROOMS AND PUT AN INFLATED DOLL IN EACH
BED.
THESE TWO ARE SO OLD AND DRUNK, I'M NOT
WASTING
TWO OF MY GIRLS ON THEM. THEY WON'T KNOW
THE DIFFERENCE.'
THE MANAGER DOES AS HE IS TOLD AND THE TWO OLD
MEN GO UPSTAIRS AND TAKE CARE OF THEIR
BUSINESS.
AS THEY ARE WALKING HOME THE FIRST MAN SAYS,
'YOU
KNOW, I THINK MY GIRL WAS DE AD!'
'DEAD?' SAYS HIS FRIEND, 'WHY DO
YOU SAY THAT?'
'WELL, SHE NEVER MOVED OR MADE A SOUND ALL
THE
TIME I WAS LOVING HER.'
HIS FRIEND SAYS, 'COULD BE WORSE I THINK
MINE WAS
A WITCH.'
'A WITCH ??. . WHY THE HELL WOULD YOU SAY
THAT?'
'WELL, I WAS MAKING LOVE TO HER, KISSING
HER ON
THE NECK, AND I GAVE HER A LITTLE BITE, THEN
SHE
FARTED AND FLEW OUT THE WINDOW... TOOK MY
TEETH WITH HER
DAYS
AND DECIDE TO HAVE A LAST NIGHT ON THE TOWN.
AFTER A FEW DRINKS, THEY END UP AT THE LOCAL
BROTHEL
THE MADAM TAKES ONE LOOK AT THE TWO OLD
GEEZERS
AND WHISPERS TO HER MANAGER, 'GO UP TO THE
FIRST
TWO BEDROOMS AND PUT AN INFLATED DOLL IN EACH
BED.
THESE TWO ARE SO OLD AND DRUNK, I'M NOT
WASTING
TWO OF MY GIRLS ON THEM. THEY WON'T KNOW
THE DIFFERENCE.'
THE MANAGER DOES AS HE IS TOLD AND THE TWO OLD
MEN GO UPSTAIRS AND TAKE CARE OF THEIR
BUSINESS.
AS THEY ARE WALKING HOME THE FIRST MAN SAYS,
'YOU
KNOW, I THINK MY GIRL WAS DE AD!'
'DEAD?' SAYS HIS FRIEND, 'WHY DO
YOU SAY THAT?'
'WELL, SHE NEVER MOVED OR MADE A SOUND ALL
THE
TIME I WAS LOVING HER.'
HIS FRIEND SAYS, 'COULD BE WORSE I THINK
MINE WAS
A WITCH.'
'A WITCH ??. . WHY THE HELL WOULD YOU SAY
THAT?'
'WELL, I WAS MAKING LOVE TO HER, KISSING
HER ON
THE NECK, AND I GAVE HER A LITTLE BITE, THEN
SHE
FARTED AND FLEW OUT THE WINDOW... TOOK MY
TEETH WITH HER