18-02-2010, 09:11am
>> If you have sex with a prostitute against her will, is it considered rape
>> or
>> shoplifting?
>>
>> _____
>>
>>
>> Can you cry under water?
>>
>> _____
>>
>> How important does a person have to be before they are considered
>> assassinated instead of just murdered?
>>
>> _____
>>
>>
>> Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were
>> buried
>> in for eternity?
>>
>> _____
>>
>>
>> Why does a round pizza come in a square box?
>>
>> _____
>>
>>
>> What disease did cured ham actually have?
>>
>> _____
>>
>>
>> How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a
>> good idea to put wheels on luggage?
>>
>> _____
>>
>>
>> Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up
>> like
>> every two hours?
>>
>> _____
>>
>>
>> If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?
>>
>> _____
>>
>>
>> Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV?
>>
>> _____
>>
>>
>> Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in
>> binoculars
>> to look at things on the ground?
>>
>> _____
>>
>>
>> Why do doctors leave the room while you change?
>> They're going to see you naked anyway.
>>
>> _____
>>
>>
>> Why is "bra" singular and "panties" plural?
>>
>> _____
>>
>>
>> Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane?
>>
>> _____
>>
>>
>> If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut,
>> why
>> can't he fix a hole in a boat?
>>
>> _____
>>
>>
>> If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that ACME crap, why didn't
>> he
>> just buy dinner?
>>
>> _____
>>
>>
>> If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables,
>> what is baby oil made from?
>>
>> _____
>>
>>
>> Why do they call it an asteroid when it's outside the hemisphere, but
>> call
>> it a hemorrhoid when it's in your butt?
>>
>> _____
>>
>>
>> Do you ever wonder why you gave me your e-mail address in the first
>> Place?
>> or
>> shoplifting?
>>
>> _____
>>
>>
>> Can you cry under water?
>>
>> _____
>>
>> How important does a person have to be before they are considered
>> assassinated instead of just murdered?
>>
>> _____
>>
>>
>> Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were
>> buried
>> in for eternity?
>>
>> _____
>>
>>
>> Why does a round pizza come in a square box?
>>
>> _____
>>
>>
>> What disease did cured ham actually have?
>>
>> _____
>>
>>
>> How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a
>> good idea to put wheels on luggage?
>>
>> _____
>>
>>
>> Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up
>> like
>> every two hours?
>>
>> _____
>>
>>
>> If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?
>>
>> _____
>>
>>
>> Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV?
>>
>> _____
>>
>>
>> Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in
>> binoculars
>> to look at things on the ground?
>>
>> _____
>>
>>
>> Why do doctors leave the room while you change?
>> They're going to see you naked anyway.
>>
>> _____
>>
>>
>> Why is "bra" singular and "panties" plural?
>>
>> _____
>>
>>
>> Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane?
>>
>> _____
>>
>>
>> If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut,
>> why
>> can't he fix a hole in a boat?
>>
>> _____
>>
>>
>> If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that ACME crap, why didn't
>> he
>> just buy dinner?
>>
>> _____
>>
>>
>> If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables,
>> what is baby oil made from?
>>
>> _____
>>
>>
>> Why do they call it an asteroid when it's outside the hemisphere, but
>> call
>> it a hemorrhoid when it's in your butt?
>>
>> _____
>>
>>
>> Do you ever wonder why you gave me your e-mail address in the first
>> Place?
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