29-10-2007, 03:37pm
Only an Aussie could pull this one off!
>>
>> From the state where drink driving is considered a sport, comes a
>> true story from the Sunshine Coast, Queensland.
>> Recently a routine police patrol parked outside a local neighbourhood
>> tavern. Late in the evening the officer noticed a man leaving the bar
>> so intoxicated that he could barely walk.
>>
>> The man stumbled around the car park for a few minutes, with the
>> officer quietly observing. After what seemed an eternity and trying
>> his keys on five vehicles, the man managed to find his car, which he
>> fell into. He was there for a few minutes as a number of other
>> patrons left the bar and drove off. Finally he started the car,
>> switched the wipers on and off (it was a fine dry night), flicked the
>> indicators on, then off, tooted the horn and then switched on the
>> lights.
>>
>> He moved the vehicle forward a few cm, reversed a little and then
>> remained stationary for a few more minutes as some more vehicles left.
>>
>> At last he pulled out of the car park and started to drive slowly
>> down the road. The police officer, having patiently waited all this
>> time, now started up the patrol car, put on the flashing lights,
>> promptly pulled the man over and carried out a breathalyser test.
>>
>> To his amazement the breathalyser indicated no evidence of the man's
>> intoxication.
>>
>> The police officer said "I'll have to ask you to accompany me to the
>> Police station - this breathalyser equipment must be broken."
>>
>> "I doubt it," said the man, "tonight I'm the designated decoy".
>>
>>
>>
>> From the state where drink driving is considered a sport, comes a
>> true story from the Sunshine Coast, Queensland.
>> Recently a routine police patrol parked outside a local neighbourhood
>> tavern. Late in the evening the officer noticed a man leaving the bar
>> so intoxicated that he could barely walk.
>>
>> The man stumbled around the car park for a few minutes, with the
>> officer quietly observing. After what seemed an eternity and trying
>> his keys on five vehicles, the man managed to find his car, which he
>> fell into. He was there for a few minutes as a number of other
>> patrons left the bar and drove off. Finally he started the car,
>> switched the wipers on and off (it was a fine dry night), flicked the
>> indicators on, then off, tooted the horn and then switched on the
>> lights.
>>
>> He moved the vehicle forward a few cm, reversed a little and then
>> remained stationary for a few more minutes as some more vehicles left.
>>
>> At last he pulled out of the car park and started to drive slowly
>> down the road. The police officer, having patiently waited all this
>> time, now started up the patrol car, put on the flashing lights,
>> promptly pulled the man over and carried out a breathalyser test.
>>
>> To his amazement the breathalyser indicated no evidence of the man's
>> intoxication.
>>
>> The police officer said "I'll have to ask you to accompany me to the
>> Police station - this breathalyser equipment must be broken."
>>
>> "I doubt it," said the man, "tonight I'm the designated decoy".
>>
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