09-11-2007, 08:05am
Meaty Bites Diet
I have three dogs and I was buying a large bag of Meaty Bites at
Big W and standing in line at the check out.
The woman behind me asked if I had a dog.
On impulse, I told her that no, I was starting The Meaty Bites
Diet again, although I probably shouldn't because I'd ended up in the
hospital last time, but that I'd lost 20 kilos before I woke up in
intensive care ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in
both arms.
I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way
that it works is to load your pants pockets with Meaty Bites and simply eat
one or two every time you feel hungry and that the food is nutritionally
complete so I was going to try it again.
I have to mention here that practically everyone in the line was
by now enthralled with my story, particularly a guy who was behind her.
Horrified, she asked if I'd ended up in the hospital in that
condition because I had been poisoned. I told her no; it was because I'd
been sitting in the street licking my balls and a car hit me.
I thought one guy was going to have a heart attack he was laughing
so hard as he staggered out the door.
Silly Woman ... why else would I buy dog food
I have three dogs and I was buying a large bag of Meaty Bites at
Big W and standing in line at the check out.
The woman behind me asked if I had a dog.
On impulse, I told her that no, I was starting The Meaty Bites
Diet again, although I probably shouldn't because I'd ended up in the
hospital last time, but that I'd lost 20 kilos before I woke up in
intensive care ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in
both arms.
I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way
that it works is to load your pants pockets with Meaty Bites and simply eat
one or two every time you feel hungry and that the food is nutritionally
complete so I was going to try it again.
I have to mention here that practically everyone in the line was
by now enthralled with my story, particularly a guy who was behind her.
Horrified, she asked if I'd ended up in the hospital in that
condition because I had been poisoned. I told her no; it was because I'd
been sitting in the street licking my balls and a car hit me.
I thought one guy was going to have a heart attack he was laughing
so hard as he staggered out the door.
Silly Woman ... why else would I buy dog food
Chopper says - "Harden the f*** up Australia"