16-10-2009, 08:40am
> > One day, the wife comes home with a spectacular diamond ring.
> >
> > "Where did you get that ring?" her husband asks.
> >
> > "Well, she replies, "My boss and I played the lotto and we won, so I
> > bought it with my share of the winnings."
> >
> > A week later, his wife comes home with a long shiny fur coat.
> >
> > Where did you get that coat?" her husband asks.
> >
> > She replies "My boss and I played the lotto and we won again, so I bought
> > it with my share of the winnings."
> >
> > Another week later, his wife comes home, driving a flaming red Ferrari,
> >
> > You guessed it:
> >
> > Her share of the lotto winnings...
> >
> > That night, the wife asks her husband to run her a nice warm bath while
> > she gets undressed. When she enters the bathroom, she finds that there is
> > barely enough water in the bath to cover the bath plug.
> >
> > "What's this?" she asks her husband.
> >
> > "Well," he replies, "We don't want to get your lotto ticket wet, do we??"
> >
> > "Where did you get that ring?" her husband asks.
> >
> > "Well, she replies, "My boss and I played the lotto and we won, so I
> > bought it with my share of the winnings."
> >
> > A week later, his wife comes home with a long shiny fur coat.
> >
> > Where did you get that coat?" her husband asks.
> >
> > She replies "My boss and I played the lotto and we won again, so I bought
> > it with my share of the winnings."
> >
> > Another week later, his wife comes home, driving a flaming red Ferrari,
> >
> > You guessed it:
> >
> > Her share of the lotto winnings...
> >
> > That night, the wife asks her husband to run her a nice warm bath while
> > she gets undressed. When she enters the bathroom, she finds that there is
> > barely enough water in the bath to cover the bath plug.
> >
> > "What's this?" she asks her husband.
> >
> > "Well," he replies, "We don't want to get your lotto ticket wet, do we??"
Chopper says - "Harden the f*** up Australia"