04-10-2006, 09:14am
This is soooo funny and oddly enough I think its true
TOP 10 REASONS WHY GOLD WING RIDERS DON'T WAVE BACK
10 He wasnt sure whether the other rider was waving or making an obscene gesture
9 Afraid he might get frostbite if he removed his hand from the heated grip
8 He has arthritis which makes it difficult to raise his arm
7 The reflection from his etched windshield momentarily blinded him
6 The expresso machine just finished and he was trying to get his cup refilled
5 He was actually asleep when the other rider waved
4 He was in a three way conference call with his stockbrocker and accessories dealer
3 he was distracted by an odd shaped blip on his radar screen
2 Was simultaneously adjusting the air suspension, seat height, programmable CD player. seat tempeature and satellite navigation system
1 he couldn't find the "auto wave back" button on his dashboard.
TOP 10 REASONS WHY SPORTBIKE RIDERS DONT WAVE BACK
10 He hasn'e been riding long enough to know he's supposed to
9 He's going too fast to have time to register the movement and respond
8 You weren't wearing bright enough gear
7 If he sticks his arm out going that fast he'll rip it out of the socket
6 He looks way to cool with both hands on the bars
5 He'll unbalance himself while standing on the tank
4 His skin-tight-Kevlar-ballistic-nylon-kangaroo-leather suit prevents any position other than the fetal
3 Raising an arm allows bugs into the armhole of his tank top
2 Its too hard to do one handed stoppies
1 he was too busy slipping his flip-flops back on
TOP 10 REASONS WHY BMW RIDERS DONT WAVE BACK
10 The new areostitch suit is too stiff to raise an arm
9 Removing a hand from the bars is considered bad form
8 Your bike isn't wierd enough looking to justify acknowledgement
7 Too sore from an 800-mile day on a stock comfort seat
6 Too busy programming the GPS. monitoring radar, listening to ipod, or talking on mobile phone
5 He's an iron butt rider and your not
4 The wires from the Gerbing heated clothing are too short
3 You're not riding the right kind of BMW
2 You havent been properly introduced
1 He's afraid it will be misinterpreted as a friendly gesture
TOP 10 REASONS WHY HARLEY RIDERS DONT WAVE BACK
10 He is afraid it will invalidate his warranty
9 The leather and the studs make it too heavy to raise his arm
8 He refuses to wave to anyone whose bike is already paid for
7 Afraid to let go of handlebars because he might vibrate off
6 The rushing wind would blow the scabs off the new tattoos
5 He is angry because he just took out a second mortgage to pay for his new harley
4 He has just discovered the fine print in the owners manual and realised H-D is partially owned by Honda
3 He cant tell if the other rider is waving or covering his ears like everyone else
2 He remembers the last time a harley rider waved back, he impaled his hand onto his spiked helmet
1 He's too tired from spending hours polishing the chrome to lift his arm
TOP 10 REASONS WHY GOLD WING RIDERS DON'T WAVE BACK
10 He wasnt sure whether the other rider was waving or making an obscene gesture
9 Afraid he might get frostbite if he removed his hand from the heated grip
8 He has arthritis which makes it difficult to raise his arm
7 The reflection from his etched windshield momentarily blinded him
6 The expresso machine just finished and he was trying to get his cup refilled
5 He was actually asleep when the other rider waved
4 He was in a three way conference call with his stockbrocker and accessories dealer
3 he was distracted by an odd shaped blip on his radar screen
2 Was simultaneously adjusting the air suspension, seat height, programmable CD player. seat tempeature and satellite navigation system
1 he couldn't find the "auto wave back" button on his dashboard.
TOP 10 REASONS WHY SPORTBIKE RIDERS DONT WAVE BACK
10 He hasn'e been riding long enough to know he's supposed to
9 He's going too fast to have time to register the movement and respond
8 You weren't wearing bright enough gear
7 If he sticks his arm out going that fast he'll rip it out of the socket
6 He looks way to cool with both hands on the bars
5 He'll unbalance himself while standing on the tank
4 His skin-tight-Kevlar-ballistic-nylon-kangaroo-leather suit prevents any position other than the fetal
3 Raising an arm allows bugs into the armhole of his tank top
2 Its too hard to do one handed stoppies
1 he was too busy slipping his flip-flops back on
TOP 10 REASONS WHY BMW RIDERS DONT WAVE BACK
10 The new areostitch suit is too stiff to raise an arm
9 Removing a hand from the bars is considered bad form
8 Your bike isn't wierd enough looking to justify acknowledgement
7 Too sore from an 800-mile day on a stock comfort seat
6 Too busy programming the GPS. monitoring radar, listening to ipod, or talking on mobile phone
5 He's an iron butt rider and your not
4 The wires from the Gerbing heated clothing are too short
3 You're not riding the right kind of BMW
2 You havent been properly introduced
1 He's afraid it will be misinterpreted as a friendly gesture
TOP 10 REASONS WHY HARLEY RIDERS DONT WAVE BACK
10 He is afraid it will invalidate his warranty
9 The leather and the studs make it too heavy to raise his arm
8 He refuses to wave to anyone whose bike is already paid for
7 Afraid to let go of handlebars because he might vibrate off
6 The rushing wind would blow the scabs off the new tattoos
5 He is angry because he just took out a second mortgage to pay for his new harley
4 He has just discovered the fine print in the owners manual and realised H-D is partially owned by Honda
3 He cant tell if the other rider is waving or covering his ears like everyone else
2 He remembers the last time a harley rider waved back, he impaled his hand onto his spiked helmet
1 He's too tired from spending hours polishing the chrome to lift his arm