27-10-2006, 03:25pm
It's a very sad world we live in when Sir Paul McCartney and his wife
are facing divorce and all anyone seems to want to do is make jokes
about her false leg. Personally, I think it's prosthetic.
News reports have confirmed that Paul McCartney has
separated from his wife Heather Mills-McCartney. Mrs Mills-McCartney is said to
be distraught over the split. "He has been my crutch for so long"! She said
in an earlier briefing, "I have no idea why this has happened, I'm
really stumped"
"She's running around in circles", according to a close
friend, "she will need all the support she can get. It's not like its easy
to walk out on a relationship like this"
After his break up with Heather, Paul was asked if he
would ever consider going down on one knee again. Paul said he would prefer
it if we called her Heather.
It is not known whether a pre-nuptial agreement was
signed prior to the marriage. Paul McCartney is one of the richest men in
the world, and if an agreement has been signed it is believed that she won't
have a leg to stand on.
Rumours abound over the split which have suggested that
infidelity may have been the cause. "She's terrible" a source stated,
"always trying to get her leg over".
Another source has suggested that her battle with
alcoholism was the cause. "Macca couldn't handle it anymore" a friend said, "he
would get home at night and find her legless"
Many have attributed this to a problem which started
with the present that Paul bought her prior to the wedding. He gave her a new
prosthetic leg for Christmas but that was just a stocking-filler.
A miner in Africa has an accident and loses a leg. He
says to his mate "I'm f---ed, who will want a one legged gold digger?" His
mate says "try Paul McCartney"
Finally a poem by Sir Paul McCartney:
I lay upon a grassy bank
My hands were all a quiver
I slowly removed her suspender belt and her leg fell in
the river
These jokes are funny but lets spare a thought for Paul
please. Now she has left him, he's going to struggle to find another woman
who can fill her shoe. Bruce
N2O no laughing matter
are facing divorce and all anyone seems to want to do is make jokes
about her false leg. Personally, I think it's prosthetic.
News reports have confirmed that Paul McCartney has
separated from his wife Heather Mills-McCartney. Mrs Mills-McCartney is said to
be distraught over the split. "He has been my crutch for so long"! She said
in an earlier briefing, "I have no idea why this has happened, I'm
really stumped"
"She's running around in circles", according to a close
friend, "she will need all the support she can get. It's not like its easy
to walk out on a relationship like this"
After his break up with Heather, Paul was asked if he
would ever consider going down on one knee again. Paul said he would prefer
it if we called her Heather.
It is not known whether a pre-nuptial agreement was
signed prior to the marriage. Paul McCartney is one of the richest men in
the world, and if an agreement has been signed it is believed that she won't
have a leg to stand on.
Rumours abound over the split which have suggested that
infidelity may have been the cause. "She's terrible" a source stated,
"always trying to get her leg over".
Another source has suggested that her battle with
alcoholism was the cause. "Macca couldn't handle it anymore" a friend said, "he
would get home at night and find her legless"
Many have attributed this to a problem which started
with the present that Paul bought her prior to the wedding. He gave her a new
prosthetic leg for Christmas but that was just a stocking-filler.
A miner in Africa has an accident and loses a leg. He
says to his mate "I'm f---ed, who will want a one legged gold digger?" His
mate says "try Paul McCartney"
Finally a poem by Sir Paul McCartney:
I lay upon a grassy bank
My hands were all a quiver
I slowly removed her suspender belt and her leg fell in
the river
These jokes are funny but lets spare a thought for Paul
please. Now she has left him, he's going to struggle to find another woman
who can fill her shoe. Bruce
N2O no laughing matter