19-02-2007, 11:03am
A Lebonese youth walks into the local JobCentre office in Banktown,
Marches straight up to the counter and mumbles, "'ey, you bloke.... I don't
wanna be on dole. I wanna job."
The clerk behind the JobCentre desk says, "Your timing is excellent.
We just got a job opening from a very wealthy old man who wants a
Chauffeur bodyguard for his nymphomaniac daughter.
You'll have to drive around in his Mercedes, but he'll supply all of your clothes.
Because of the long hours, meals will be provided. You'll be expected to
escort her on her overseas holiday trips.
You'll have a two-bedroom apartment above the garage. The starting salary is $60,000 a year."
The Lebonese youth says, "You're bullshitting me!"
The Centrelink officer says, "Yeah well, you started it . __________
Madmax - GSX1300R Black and Grey Buses Rule
Good Bike, Good Woman, Good Road, Good Weather, Good God - Good Bye!
Smith and Wesson - The original point and click interface.
Some people are alive only because it's illegal to kill them.
Marches straight up to the counter and mumbles, "'ey, you bloke.... I don't
wanna be on dole. I wanna job."
The clerk behind the JobCentre desk says, "Your timing is excellent.
We just got a job opening from a very wealthy old man who wants a
Chauffeur bodyguard for his nymphomaniac daughter.
You'll have to drive around in his Mercedes, but he'll supply all of your clothes.
Because of the long hours, meals will be provided. You'll be expected to
escort her on her overseas holiday trips.
You'll have a two-bedroom apartment above the garage. The starting salary is $60,000 a year."
The Lebonese youth says, "You're bullshitting me!"
The Centrelink officer says, "Yeah well, you started it . __________
Madmax - GSX1300R Black and Grey Buses Rule
Good Bike, Good Woman, Good Road, Good Weather, Good God - Good Bye!
Smith and Wesson - The original point and click interface.
Some people are alive only because it's illegal to kill them.