19-04-2007, 04:42pm
I don't know if this one has appeared before.
A stranger was seated next to a little girl on the airplane when the
stranger turned to her and said, "Let's talk. I've heard that flights go
quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger."
The little girl, who had just opened her book, closed it slowly and said to
the stranger, "What would you like to talk about?"
"Oh, I don't know," said the stranger, "How about nuclear power?"
"OK," she said. "That could be an interesting topic. But let me ask you a
question first. A horse, a cow and a deer all eat grass, the same stuff.
Yet, a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, and
a horse produces clumps of dried grass. Why do you suppose that is?"
The stranger thinks about it and says," Hmmm. I have no idea.
The little girl replies." Do you feel qualified to discuss nuclear power
when you don't know shit?"
A stranger was seated next to a little girl on the airplane when the
stranger turned to her and said, "Let's talk. I've heard that flights go
quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger."
The little girl, who had just opened her book, closed it slowly and said to
the stranger, "What would you like to talk about?"
"Oh, I don't know," said the stranger, "How about nuclear power?"
"OK," she said. "That could be an interesting topic. But let me ask you a
question first. A horse, a cow and a deer all eat grass, the same stuff.
Yet, a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, and
a horse produces clumps of dried grass. Why do you suppose that is?"
The stranger thinks about it and says," Hmmm. I have no idea.
The little girl replies." Do you feel qualified to discuss nuclear power
when you don't know shit?"
"If time catches up with you. You're going too slow!"
Regards BUSGO
Regards BUSGO