04-06-2007, 06:58pm
AMAZINGLY SIMPLE HOME REMEDIES:
1. If you are choking on an ice cube simply pour a
cup of boiling water down your throat. Presto! The
blockage will instantly remove itself.
2. Avoid cutting yourself slicing vegetables by
getting someone else to hold while you chop.
3. For high blood pressure sufferers: simply cut
yourself and bleed for a few minutes, thus reducing the pressure in your
veins. Remember to use a timer.
4. A mouse trap, placed on top of your alarm
clock,will prevent you from rolling over and going back to sleep after you
hit the snooze button.
5. If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of
laxatives, then you will be afraid to cough.
6. You only need two tools in life - WD-40 and
DuctTape. If it doesn't move and should, use the
WD-40. If it shouldn't move and does, use the duct
tape.
7. Remember: Everyone seems normal until you get to
know them.
Daily Thought:
SOME PEOPLE ARE LIKE SLINKIES. NOT REALLY GOOD FOR
ANYTHING; BUT THEY BRING A SMILE TO YOUR FACE WHEN
PUSHED DOWN THE STAIRS
1. If you are choking on an ice cube simply pour a
cup of boiling water down your throat. Presto! The
blockage will instantly remove itself.
2. Avoid cutting yourself slicing vegetables by
getting someone else to hold while you chop.
3. For high blood pressure sufferers: simply cut
yourself and bleed for a few minutes, thus reducing the pressure in your
veins. Remember to use a timer.
4. A mouse trap, placed on top of your alarm
clock,will prevent you from rolling over and going back to sleep after you
hit the snooze button.
5. If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of
laxatives, then you will be afraid to cough.
6. You only need two tools in life - WD-40 and
DuctTape. If it doesn't move and should, use the
WD-40. If it shouldn't move and does, use the duct
tape.
7. Remember: Everyone seems normal until you get to
know them.
Daily Thought:
SOME PEOPLE ARE LIKE SLINKIES. NOT REALLY GOOD FOR
ANYTHING; BUT THEY BRING A SMILE TO YOUR FACE WHEN
PUSHED DOWN THE STAIRS