Next time you think you should sue...
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In 1994, a New Mexico jury awarded $ 2.9 million U.S. in damages to 81-year-old Stella Liebeck who suffered third-degree burns to her legs, groin and buttocks after spilling a cup of McDonald's coffee on herself. This case inspired an annual award? The "Stella Award” – for the most frivolous lawsuit in the U.S.A.

The ones listed below are clear candidates. All these cases are verging on the outright ridiculous and yet (in the good old USA) with the right attorney you could win anything!

Kathleen Robertson of Austin, Texas, was awarded $780,000 by a jury of her peers after breaking her ankle tripping over a toddler who was running inside a furniture store. The owners of the store were understandably surprised at the verdict, considering the misbehaving little bastard was Ms Robertson's son.

A 19 year old Carl Truman of Los Angeles won $74,000 and medical expenses when his neighbour ran over his hand with a Honda Accord. Mr Truman apparently didn't notice there was someone at the wheel of the car, when he was trying to steal his neighbour's hubcaps.

A Terrence Dickson of Bristol, Pennsylvania was leaving a house he had just finished robbing by way of the garage. He was not able to get the garage door to go up since the automatic door opener was malfunctioning. He couldn't re-enter the house because the door connecting the house and garage locked when he pulled it shut. The family was on vacation. Mr Dickson found himself locked in the garage for eight days. He survived on a case of Pepsi he found, and a large bag of dry dog food. He sued the homeowner's insurance claiming the situation caused him undue mental anguish. The jury agreed to the tune of half a million dollars.

Jerry Williams of Little Rock, Arkansas was awarded $14,500 and medical expenses after being bitten on the buttocks by his next door neighbour's beagle. The beagle was on a chain in its owner's fenced-in yard. The award was less than sought because the jury felt the dog might have been just a little provoked at the time by Mr. Williams who was shooting it repeatedly with a pellet gun.

A Philadelphia restaurant was ordered to pay Amber Carson of Lancaster, Pennsylvania, $113,500 after she slipped on a soft drink and broke her coccyx. The beverage was on the floor because Ms. Carson threw it at her boyfriend 30 seconds earlier during an argument.

Kara Walton of Claymont, Delaware successfully sued the owner of a nightclub in a neighbouring city when she fell from the bathroom window to the floor and knocked out her two front teeth. This occurred while Ms Walton was trying to sneak through the window in the ladies room to avoid paying the $3.50 cover charge. She was awarded $12,000 and dental expenses.


And the winner is:

Mr Merv Grazinski of Oklahoma City. In November 2000 Mr Grazinski purchased a brand new 32 foot Winnebago motor home. On his first trip home, having joined the freeway, he set the cruise control at 70 mph and calmly left the drivers seat to go into the back and make himself a cup of coffee. Not surprisingly the Winnie left the freeway, crashed and overturned. Mr Grazinski sued Winnebago for not advising him in the handbook that he couldn't actually do this. He was awarded $1,750,000
plus a new Winnie.

(Winnebago actually changed their handbooks on the back of this court case, just in case there are any other complete morons buying their vehicles.)
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#2
I wonder if you could sue McDonalds for their burgers not looking like what's on the menu board picture when you unwrap it ???? !!!!

OR ...

I wonder if you could sue VicRoads or the RTA when you have an accident at an intersection because there's greasy oil on the road from the 100,000 cars that use it every day ???? !!!!

Peter
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#3
What a scary idea this is. Next time i pass a motorhome on the freeway, I'll check the drivers face is in the mirror before passing.
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I need a new set of pipes......
Steve....
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#4
I would like to add a reply but my profanity toward the so-called best people and country in the world might land me in court,and in your list of adserd court cases.
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#5
Not at all Greg. They actually have an internet site over there for that exact purpose. Defaming people, making outrageous statements that offend almost anyone, racial slurs, all generally using the most offensive colourful language imaginable.
It's called Labusas.org. Sometimes they even talk a bit about bikes.
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#6
Yes, but it is one thing to hang it all on countrymen, but for a foreigner to say anything out of line...

Did anyone else see that episode of Pizza where, stranded on a desert island and needing to be rescued, he just used rocks to write "USA sucks" (or similar) on the beach, and within minutes, the spy satellite picks it out, and a nuclear sub is dispatched to deal with the offender....
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#7
Is there a TV show called Pizza? I'm serious, is there?
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#8
Yes. SBS.
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#9
You won't believe it but a bloke decided to give a friend of mine a lift home one night, after droping her off he took off down the road, at the time the council was up grading the road, he sued the council and the contractors building the road and WON as the road had no warning signs, his bike was a write off and he had no insurance, Oh and his bike was a BUSA as well. he recieved a new bike plus damages and from what I am told a rather large amount, and this all happened last year.
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