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28-04-2007, 02:32pm
A guy is speeding along on his 'busa to get to work. The inevitable happens, he gets pulled over by the local police. The cop asks "What's the hurry?"
The fast thinking biker says "Well officer I am late for work."
Cop, "And just what sort of work do you do that is so important that have to go 120 mph to get there?"
speeder, "I am an asshole stretcher."
cop, "Your kidding right? What does an asshole stretcher do?"
Speeder, "Well I start with one finger in the asshole, I work it around until I can get two in. Then eventually my hand, then two hands. I just keep stretching and stretching until it is about 2 meters wide."
Cop, " Ok smartass what do you do with a 2 meter asshole?"
speeder, "Give him a radar gun and a patrol car."
The fast thinking biker says "Well officer I am late for work."
Cop, "And just what sort of work do you do that is so important that have to go 120 mph to get there?"
speeder, "I am an asshole stretcher."
cop, "Your kidding right? What does an asshole stretcher do?"
Speeder, "Well I start with one finger in the asshole, I work it around until I can get two in. Then eventually my hand, then two hands. I just keep stretching and stretching until it is about 2 meters wide."
Cop, " Ok smartass what do you do with a 2 meter asshole?"
speeder, "Give him a radar gun and a patrol car."