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Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door
When the boogeyman man goes to sleep every night ,he checks his closet for Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris doesn't read books he stares them down until he gets the information he wants
There is no theory of relativity just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live
Outer space exists because its afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris doe's not sleep ,he waits
Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming law & order are trade mark names for his left & right legs .
Chuck Norris is the reason Waldo is hiding .
Chuck Norris counted to infinity twice .
There is no chin behind Chuck Norris's beard. There is another Fist .
When Chuck Norris Doe's a push up he is not lifting himself up ,he is pushing the earth down .
Chuck Norris is so fast he can run around the world & punch himself in the back of the head .

there is no control button on chuck norris computer as chuck norris is always in control

Chuck norris doesn't get wet when he swims, the water gets Chuck Norris'd.

Chuck Norris's tears can cure cancer. The only problem is he's never cried.

All us Norris's are the same so Dont f*** with me

Chuck Norris's hand is the only hand that can beat a royal flush .
Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water AND make it drink .