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demeester

Totally off the topic of Hayabusas...



You have to hope that this study is flawed; but the evidence seems irrefutable.

Yesterday scientists for Health Canada suggested that, considering the results of a recent analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer, men should take a look at their beer consumption. The theory is that drinking beer makes men turn into women. To test the theory, 100 men were fed 6 pints of beer each within a one-hour period.

It was then observed that 100% of the men gained weight, talked excessively without making sense, became overly emotional, couldn't drive, failed to think rationally, argued over nothing, had to sit down while urinating, and refused to apologise when wrong.

No further testing is planned.

AeroCat4

What a Pisser !! I'll just stick to my BUNDY

Heidi1

You're all just JEALOUS!!

I KNOW there is a girl in a pink frock struggling to get out of EVERY SINGLE ONE of you!!

HEIDI xxx

OLD CAHN

Heidi,
I will be over to see you again on Wednesday 27th
should I bring my tutu or can you lend me an outfit?
See ya soon.
;D

Frosty

Richard,
Don't forget the buffalo theory.
Buffalos as you know travel in a herd and it's always the weakest and slowest at the back of the herd that the indians slotted.
In much the same way, beer has been found to attack the weakest brain cells first.
So the more ya drink, the smarter you get.
I'm pretty close to Einstein based on that....
Cheers
Steve...