Nothing to do with busa's or even bikes for that matter,i went to the kiss concert last night and it was absolutley fantastic with the M.S.O.I didn't think that kiss songs would go well with the orchestra but it was done brilliantly......later Rod
Heres a couple of jokes i heard the other day.Man walks into a bar with a slab of asphelt under his arm and says "A beer please ,and one for the road."......A jumper lead walks into a bar. The barman says"i'll serve you but dont you start anything."
A man is wearing all black. Black shoes, socks, trousers, jumper, gloves and balaclava. He is walking down a black street with all the street lamps off. A black car is coming towards him with its light off but somehow manages to stop in time. How did the driver see the man??????
It was night time Regards,
ColinT
The whites of his eyes (maybe).
How come we have been moved up the board?I put this down the bottom because it was not bike related.
This is general - bike/nonbike/whatever. Old topics end up down there for archive purposes only...
A light background? There was a sunset behind him or a whiteboard or something.
ok ok heheheheh
IT WAS DAYTIME
DEEEEEEERRRRRRRH, FRED!!!!!!!
Man buys a zebra for his farm. The zebra walking around the farm comes across a pig. What do you do pig.Pig says,"i eat all the slops and when i'm fat enough,the farmer will kill me and eat me." Zebra comes across a chook. What do u do chook,chook says" i provide eggs for the farmer,but when i'm too old to lay he'll cut my head off and eat me.'Zebra moves on and comes across a stallion.What do you do stallion, The stallion says"come here and take off those pyjamas and i'll show you.
Two antennas meet on a roof and get married. The wedding wasn't much but the reception was magnificent I know, they are getting worse.
Two women had been having a friendly lunch when
the subject turned to sex.
You know, John and I have been having some sexual
problems",
Linda told her friend. "That's amazing!" Mary
replied, "So have Tom and I.We're thinking of
going to a sex therapist", said Linda. "Oh, we
could never do that! We'd be too embarrassed!",
responded Mary. "But after you go, will you please
tell me how it went?"
Several weeks passed, and the two friends met for
lunch again. "So how did the sex therapy work out,
Linda?", Mary asked. "Things couldn't be better!",
Linda exclaimed.
"We began with a physical exam, and afterward the
doctor said he was certain he could help us. He
told us to stop at the grocery store on the way
home and buy a bunch of grapes and a dozen donuts.
He told us to sit on the floor nude, and toss the
grapes and donuts at each other. Every grape that
went into my vagina, John had to get it out with
his tongue. Every doughnut that I ringed his penis
with, I had to eat. Our sex life is wonderful, in
fact it's better than it's ever been!"
With that endorsement Mary talked her husband into
an appointment with the same sex therapist. After
the physical exams were completed the doctor
called Mary and Tom into his office.
"I'm afraid there is nothing I can do for you," he
said.
"But doctor," Mary complained, "you did so much
good for Linda and John, surely you must have a
suggestion for us!
"Well, OK," the doctor answered. "On your way
home, I want you to stop at the grocery store and
buy a bag of apples and a box of cheezels"
A guy and a gal have an accident. Fairly serious, but they both stagger from the wreckage with only minor cuts and bruises. They look back at the two tangled vehicles and come to the mutual conclusion that they are both very lucky.
They are on a lonely stretch of road, so they search through the mess and one of them finds their mobile phone and calls the police and towies from the nearest town. The guy retrieves his briefcase and some other odds and ends, the woman her purse, etc. She notices that a bottle of scotch she had wrapped as a present in the front seat miraculously survived the carnage.
She approaches the guy.
"I can't help noticing you shaking a bit there. Pretty unnerving, hey. Look what I found!"
His eyes light up. "That survived! Amazing!"
"Shall we have a couple of shots to calm our nerves?"
He agrees, and accepts the proffered bottle. After a swig, he offers it back to her, and is surprised that she calmly puts the lid back on.
"Are you going to have a drink?"
"I think I'll wait till after the cops have been."