Australia sucks. The rodes are straight and boring. The gasoline is like water... you guys only just gor 87 octane... Infact it sucks so harshly down there that he crated his bike and shipped it to North America.... he's never seen so many corners!
So, come on boys! just how BAD is it there?
"hey, lets go fer a ride.... okay! lets ride in a straight line for 2 hours and then turn back and ride in a straight line to get back!"
just wondering?
Don't tell me I'll bet he also told you that when he went out in the morning he also had to kick all the kangaroo's of his bike before he could ride it !!!
LMAO Boss
Where can you in the US do over 300 km/h (197 mph) LEGALLY? Yes we can and for some thousands of miles. Go beat that.
Don't know where you got that fuel bit, but we have 'premium' fuels at most pumps, in fact I use Shell Optimax if I'm not mistaken it's a 96, 97 or so octane.
Go from Adelaide to Perth on the Nullabor, yeah thats pretty much a straight line through the red desert for about 3000 klm. Otherwise rolling hills are everywhere near the major city's. In fact here in Melbourne just 40 minutes takes you to some of the scariest twisties you'll ever come across enough to make your sphincter wish you were home. Not to mention the famous Great Ocean Road that we have here so close by.
That's not to say you don't have great roads in the US, I am sure you do, but we have plenty. Maybe your Aussie mate was too busy shaggin Aboriginis in the outback where the roads and fuel are crappy and never bothered looking for the good stuff.
On a final note, we here in the State of Victoria are lucky that we are a very motorcycle orientated culture, that can bring about thousands of bikes on any one day and can you in the US when going into the city just park ANYWHERE as we do, namely on the footpath in front of any major city building not having to worry about paid parking or meters?
Nah mate, it would take alot to top riding in Australia especially Victoria, the only bugger is that our state limit is 110 km/h (maybe 70 mph), but we manage to find roads to justify our Busa. Oh in case your wondering then where the 300+ legal is, in the Northern Territories State.
Mmmmmmmmmmm also a racist........... you really are a fool and have little respect for ANYONE.I rest my case and say no more. Bye Bye Boss
oh... I and also believe that your octance is calculated differently than ours... it says so on your pumps... your 97 premium works out to the same as our 87 standard... just thought you'd like to know...
we didnt put ya all down there in that prison colony to give ya all the good stuff... did you really think that we would?
so you're a troll... so Volvi neednt bother answering properly.. funny responses are ok tho..
so there
paulh
Victoria is the bike capital of Australia........no argument!(sorry Fox and Martin) Yet the Aussie East-Coast is also brilliant.
While I'm here let me apologise for Volvi's downright racist and increadibly offensive comment about aboriginies. Let it be known that the rest of us here do not share this idiot's views. Dare I say it.....yet another f.u.c.k.-u.p from the "moderator". It seems to be a close race between him and Packa for popularity!
You need'nt apolige for me you moronic imbecile, together with your boss. Its not racist to use the word Aborigini, Australian, English, or American or whatever nationality even when associated with shaggin. You can shag any nationality, thats hardly racist, not shagging any race or people other than your own because of who they are is racist, like if one would say "I would'nt shag her because she is Aborigini", that's racist. You can shag a Swede or a Philipino, that hardly constitutes racism.
It's only the collective guilt complex that many Australians may have that are touchy when the word Aborigini is used.
Not to mention it was meant only in jest and to highlite the conditions of roads and fuel in the outback.
You and your mentor's agenda on this board is only too clear, and that's just to stir sh*t against me, just who the packa's are here is only too clear.
Sorry Volvi the text you have used it in is very derogatory I'm afraid and racist also.(if this is not the case why use the word aborigine at all? why couldn't he have been shaggin an any sort of other girl ?)No you know and I know that you used it in the sense that the outback conditions are crap along with the aborigine. You are a F.U.C.K.I.N.G. embarrassment to this country,you and all like you.A great example of your double standards Volvi is that you post saying that you will ban any one for saying @#%$ (S>H>I>T )but the very next day you can place a post about shaggin and that's ok.You are truly a joke and the funniest part is no one needs to stir @#%$ against you,with each post you make your true colours become clearer and clearer.
You are a racist a hypocrite and a liar with no principals and morals,a fat old man going thru mid life crisis and venting it on everyone else.I hope a member of the indigenous population of this country reads your comments and takes you to task over it,and rips you apart in a court of law. In short your kind disgust me and for any one else on this board that supports this type of ignorance and blatant racism the same stands. Boss
OK. Enough is enough. This is way past the embarrassing stage. Pete, you're not contributing anything, just stirring.Piss off. If you've got an issue with Volvi just email him. Save us all the grief. Although, like you, I am no longer a member of the club, I do not wish to see it put down in public. Packa must be having a chuckle (the wanker).
I think I preferred the board when it was full of "the worlds fastest bike" cliches.