16-07-2007, 04:34pm
Yesterday when me and The Woman were out on "Big Love" one of our port of calls was the Vic Market. Now for those who know the place, every Saturday and Sunday there is a band that play Latin American music on a pretty prominant corner of the market and on that particular corner there are usaully half a dozen bikes or so parked. Yesterday there were 3 Harleys (1 Heritage Soft-tail and 2 Fat-boys) on this corner that were surrounded by 8 or 10 Japanese tourists, who were chatting away with the owners who were pointing at things on their bikes with one hand while the other one was stroking theit dick. Seeing this, I couldn't help myself and being proud of "Big Love" I rode up and parked between 2 of the Harleys. The on lookers dispersed to give me room to park and when me and The Woman got off and started to un-clad our selves of helmets and jackets all of the tourists surrounded 'Big Love" and in their lingo were all saying what I think was "nice bike", "OOH HAYABUSA!!!" and more of that sort of thing. Needless to say if the 3 Harley blokes eyes were daggers me and The Woman were stabbed to death several times. The Woman said "Gassick, you're shocking". Like I said I couldn't help myself.