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19-05-2008, 06:22am
MechanX works hard at the plant and spends
two nights each week bowling and
plays golf every Saturday.
His wife thinks he's pushing himself too hard, so for his birthday she
takes him to a local strip club.
The doorman at the club greets them and says, 'Hey, MechanX! How ya doin?'
His wife is puzzled and asks if he's been to this club before.
'Oh no,' says MechanX.
'He's in my bowling team.
When they are seated, a waitress asks MechanX if
he'd like his usual and brings over a XXXX GOLD.
His wife is becoming increasingly uncomfortable and says, 'How did she
know that you drink XXXX GOLD?'
'I recognize her, she's the waitress from the golf club.
I always have a XXXX GOLD at the end of the 1st nine, honey.
A stripper then comes over to their table, throws her arms around MechanX,
starts to rub herself all over him and says,
'Hi MechanX. Want your usual table dance, big boy?'
MechanX's wife, now furious, grabs her purse and storms out
of the club.
MechanX follows and spots her getting into a cab.
Before she can slam the door, he jumps in beside her.
MechanX tries desperately to explain how the stripper must have mistaken him
for someone else, but his wife is having none of it .
She is screaming at him at the top of her lungs, calling him every 4
letter word in the book.
The cabby turns around and says,
'Geez MechanX, you picked up a real bitch this time
two nights each week bowling and
plays golf every Saturday.
His wife thinks he's pushing himself too hard, so for his birthday she
takes him to a local strip club.
The doorman at the club greets them and says, 'Hey, MechanX! How ya doin?'
His wife is puzzled and asks if he's been to this club before.
'Oh no,' says MechanX.
'He's in my bowling team.
When they are seated, a waitress asks MechanX if
he'd like his usual and brings over a XXXX GOLD.
His wife is becoming increasingly uncomfortable and says, 'How did she
know that you drink XXXX GOLD?'
'I recognize her, she's the waitress from the golf club.
I always have a XXXX GOLD at the end of the 1st nine, honey.
A stripper then comes over to their table, throws her arms around MechanX,
starts to rub herself all over him and says,
'Hi MechanX. Want your usual table dance, big boy?'
MechanX's wife, now furious, grabs her purse and storms out
of the club.
MechanX follows and spots her getting into a cab.
Before she can slam the door, he jumps in beside her.
MechanX tries desperately to explain how the stripper must have mistaken him
for someone else, but his wife is having none of it .
She is screaming at him at the top of her lungs, calling him every 4
letter word in the book.
The cabby turns around and says,
'Geez MechanX, you picked up a real bitch this time