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Re: one liners - BUSGO - 26-10-2006
D N A - Natianol Dyslexisc Assosiotian
Rgds BUSGO
"TAKE MY ADVICE"
I'm not using it anyway!
Re: one liners - m8ee - 26-10-2006
I'm a necrophiliac masochist who is into beastiality.
Do you think I am flogging a dead horse? Don't ride behind me, I might bin it, Don't ride in front of me ya slow moving bastard, Just ride beside me and shut the f*** up.
Re: one liners - BUSGO - 26-10-2006
Not unless you are the horse.
I think you meant sadist and not masochist.
Or is that another sign of your dyslexia?
Rgds BUSGO
"TAKE MY ADVICE"
I'm not using it anyway!
Re: one liners - MrsTony660 - 27-10-2006
Q: What did the normal baby say to the test-tube baby?
A: Your dad's a wanker
Greetings
Trix
A finger in the air is worth one on the horn
Re: one liners - demeester - 28-10-2006
The best think about being a test tube baby is you get a womb with a view...
Re: one liners - rob - 28-10-2006
getting ideas is like shaving: if you don't do it every day, you're a bum!
cheers
rob expect the unexpected!
Re: one liners - MacBusa - 29-10-2006
Q.. Why did the feminest cros the road?
A.. To suck my dick. New Page 1RegardGrantKing of Stealth Blingwww.blingpartsaustralia.com.au
Re: one liners - braddo2264 - 29-10-2006
Do you know how Montana cowboys practice safe sex?
They spray paint X's on the back of the sheep that kick.
Braddo
"May the fleas of a thousand camels infest the crotch of the person who screws up your day, and may their arms be too short to scratch."
Re: one liners - MrsTony660 - 29-10-2006
Why do cowgirls walk bowlegged?
Cos cowboys eat with their hats on.
Greetings
Trix
A finger in the air is worth one on the horn
Re: one liners - braddo2264 - 05-11-2006
Why is divorce so expensive?
Because it's worth it.
Braddo
"May the fleas of a thousand camels infest the crotch of the person who screws up your day, and may their arms be too short to scratch."
Re: one liners - braddo2264 - 27-11-2006
What is a Yankee?
The same as a quickie, but a guy can do it alone.
Braddo
"May the fleas of a thousand camels infest the crotch of the person who screws up your day, and may their arms be too short to scratch."
Re: one liners - MrsTony660 - 28-11-2006
First guy says, "My wife's an angel!"
Second guy remarks, "You're lucky, mine's still alive." Greetings
Trix
A finger in the air is worth one on the horn