How to Install a Wife

[LOAFIE]

WIFE FOR WINDOWS Vsn 1.0

Last year a friend of mine upgraded Girlfriend 6.0 to Wife 1.0, and found that it is memory hungry, leaving very little system resources for other applications. He is only now noticing that wife 1.0 is also spawning Child Processes, which are further consuming valuable resources. No mention of this particular phenomena was included in the product specification, brochures or documentation, although other users have informed him that this is to be expected due to the nature of the application. To add to the dilemma, Wife 1.0 also installs itself in such a way that it is always launched when the system is initialized, where it can monitor ALL other system activity. In so doing he is finding that some applications such as Poker Night 10.3, Beer Bash 2.5, and Pub Night 7.0 are no longer able to run, crashing the system when selected (even though they always worked fine before). When installed, Wife 1.0 automatically attaches undesired plug-ins, such as Mother-in-Law 55.8 and Brother-in-Law Beta 1.5 release. As a consequence, system performance seems to deteriorate with each passing day. Some features he'd like to see in the release of Wife 2.0 are:
A "Don't remind me again" button
A mute facility minimize button
An install shield feature that allows wife 2.0 to be installed with the option to de-install at any time without the loss of cache and other system resources.
I myself decided to avoid all of the headaches associated with Wife 1.0 by sticking with Girlfriend 2.0. Even here however, I found many problems. Apparently you cannot install Girlfriend 2.0 on top of Girlfriend 1.0. You must de-install Girlfriend 1.0 first. Other users say this is a long standing bug which I should have been made aware of. This may be actionable misrepresentation. Apparently all the versions of Girlfriend have conflicts over shared use of the I/0 port. You think they would have fixed such a stupid bug by now. To make matters worse, The Uninstall Program for Girlfriend 1.0 does not work very well at all, leaving undesirable traces of the application in the system. Another annoying problem with all versions of Girlfriend is that they continually pop up annoying messages about the advantages of upgrading to Wife 1.0.
******* BUG WARNING *******
Wife 1.0 has an undocumented bug. If you try to install Mistress 1.1 before de-installing Wife 1.0, Wife 1.0 will delete MS Money files before executing a self-deinstallation. Then Mistress 1.1 will refuse to install, claiming insufficient system resources.
******* BUG FIX *******
To avoid the above bug, try installing Mistress 1.1 on a different system, and never run any file transfer applications such as LapLink 6.0. Also beware of similar shareware applications that have been known to carry viruses that may affect Wife 1.0 Another solution would be to run Mistress 1.1 via a Use Net provider under an anonymous name. Here again, beware of the viruses which can accidentally be downloaded from the Use Net.

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[2wheelfreak]

LMAO, gold!

I wish I had read the warning blogs re wife 1.0.
Wife 1.0 had a nasty trojan in the system called affair 3.69.
I caught affair 3.69 whilst it was running on the system & had to install anti-virus separation 2.5.1.
Now for some reason girlfriend 3.1 won't install on the system anymore. lol

[TempOzzy]

I've been having problems with my version of wife 1.0
It was running flawlessly until it produced Daughter 1.0, which seems to have corrupted it. Wife 1.0 seems to have cancelled my authorisation to run Sex 2.0, and I can't find a patch anywhere to crack it.
My processor has become unstable since I have been unable to run Sex 2.0, and needs re-booting regularly. I've even tried re-installing sex 2.0 as a trial version, after temporarily moving Daughter 1.0 on to a different server, Grandparents 2.1. Still no luck.
Thankfully Wife 1.0 doesn't have any compatability issues with Busa 1.08, otherwise I might have to look at formatting my system.

[Firstkart]

Ahhhhh I see the problem, what you should have done was install wife 1.0 on a virtual server that runs a thin web interface that of course allows you to maintain remote access to the C: drive no matter where you are.
Obvious benefits are -
-total automony from the host mainframe
-spyware detection (before it multiplies)
-multiple virtual environments ( allows additional applications to run simultaneously)
Just to name a few.
In this case wife 1.0 / girlfriend 1.0-9.0 / mistress 1.0 / busa 1.08 etc can all co-exist in a state of ignorant bliss with a minimum of maintenance.
Of course password protection with a minimum of 6 characters, one capital and 2 numbers is a must.
Warning: Only experienced operators should try this setup.
GOOD LUCK

[ROD]

In this case wife 1.0 / girlfriend 1.0-9.0 / mistress 1.0 / busa 1.08 etc can all co-exist in a state of ignorant bliss with a minimum of maintenance.
Of course password protection with a minimum of 6 characters, one capital and 2 numbers is a must.
Warning: Only experienced operators should try this setup.
GOOD LUCK

Will try and get it to Go Down I mean down load

[king 62]

WAITING FOR THE WOMENS RESPONSE IT HAS TO COME

[DjPete]

Will try and get it to Go Down I mean down load

rotfl

Classic

I can't remember the last time I inserted my floppy.
Must be some slot problem, every time I try it just gets pushed back out again.

[BUSABAZZ]

Will try and get it to Go Down I mean down load

rotfl

Classic

I can't remember the last time I inserted my floppy.
Must be some slot problem, every time I try it just gets pushed back out again.

You're problem seems to be that you have to upgrade you're floppy disk to a hard disk, you can achieve that by having girlfriend 2.0 install on your interface, but dont let the motherboard detect the processes or you might find that you'll have a serious system crash, also make sure you clean C: drive or you may even end up with a virus!

Stay Upright

[Keenbeen]

this is great. funny as hell. good stuff, this is all good info but there is no mention of Threesome 1.0, i have found that runs perfectly for a month then crashes and has reminders poping up for a couple of years.

[bigfoot]

[islanddrift]

WARNING.......WARNING........DANGER WILL ROBINSON.................
DO NOT INSTALL WIFE 1.0 OR LATER VERSIONS I HAVE DONE THIS AND IT COSTS PLENTY.......THIS IS FULLY CORRUPTED AND FULL OF VIRUSES.......STICK WITH TRIAL VERSIONS OF GIRLFRIEND AND UPDATE OFTEN AS SOFTWARE EASILY TIRES AND RUNS ERATICALLY CAUSING HARDWARE TO CONFLICT WITH SOFTWARE......THERE IS ONLY ONE PROGRAM TO RELY ON AND THAT IS BUSA GEN 1 AND 2.....THIS COMES WITH MATES 4 LIFE.....
SAW BOYS BEHIND 6.9 ....BUT NOT FOR ME......DECIDE FOR YOURSELF
GOOD TO SEE SO MANY NERDS HELPING EACH OTHER
KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK