Message from a hard working Aussie

[philfy]

christ you people have to much time on your hands,get back to work,i need a pay rise. you think you have problems,my bong is empty, their is no bourbon left,i can't even afford mc donalds for brikkie and have to wait another two weeks before i get paid again.its bullshite i should be paid every week.

Wheres chopper - Harden the f*** up Australia - when you need him?

[NEMESIS]

Man, don't be sorry. That's life.
The ex talked the oldest girl into getting a credit card when she was 18. Then the ex went & filled it up leaving her daughter with the bill.
Absolute f*&^ing bitch.
The daughter is now bankrupt because of that. So now she's f****d for life. That banckruptcy tag is with her for life. It will be a major issue when she's older & tries to get a loan for anything.

The ex & I were divorced for 17yrs when I finally sold the "marital" home. That stupid bitch though that the settlement all those years ago was just a goodwill payment & she would get 50% of the money when I sold it. Didn't she get a big f*&^ing surprise!!!!!!

My ex is the classic dole bludger. She will tell anybody any hardluck bullshit story she can think of to get them to give her money.
And unfortunately, the son has picked that up from her.

My daughter has been screwed over by her mum, but she has none of the crap attitude. I offer to put fuel in her car & she refuses. She'd rather walk than take money.
She's 21 now & she can clearly see what her mum is & has no intention of going there.

And you know what the best bit is....... The ex originally left me because of my pretty low income. Not enough money for her to spend.
Since she left me I have bought 5 houses, visited 19 other countries & I earn 10 times what she does.
And man do I love shoving that in her face.......
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Yeh but life can be a c*** sometimes when it doesnt have to
be...
0h yeh,i never beleived in credit cards,im an asshole an get
my mates to buy shit if its involved with a credit card an i just
give them the cash. Im abit oldschool. Please tell me you bashed
her X or something.

Good stuff louwai
Nothing better than rubbing it someones face showing
them that 1,there everything they never wanted to be.
And 2 - Showing that person that your the better person
an capable of much more than theyre sorry arse ever
expected...
Come to think of it,if yous all knew why i bought
the hayabusa yous would all be in stitches,an probably
think im out of my mind lol

0h an i so mentioned the urine test thing at work
about people getting centrelink etc an they said
its the best thing they ever heard,anyone told
someone with abit of authority about it?

[mick]

Here in England some down and outs are able to sell a magazine called, The big issue, they buy the mags at trade and sell them at the retail price, the have allocated spots in the city to stand and sell them at, they have to wear I.D. stay sober, off the drugs and are not allowed to beg or they lose their right to sell the mag.
I always buy one and usually pay over the asking price cos these people are trying to get back on the ladder (there was a letter in one issue once where the guy was saying most of us are three paypackets from poverty ie no money for three months = no mortgage paid, no finance paid no house no bike no car no marriage etc etc etc.


But the ones sitting in the street looking sad, saying have you any spare change mister

F***k em

[slowandsteady]

NASHO's
Pull the f"*ckers into line (as long as we can null and void the soft-little pee wee rules and bring back proper bastardisation - object lessons through pain/humiliation).

I put my drug f*ucked, dole bludging (hadn't worked for 10 yrs) brother in-law on.
He has no skills or qualifications and I bought him a car, tools and paid him $35 an hour to change globes! Fucker gave up after 2 months. Said I was expecting too much of him.
So he went back to the dole, and cones and World of Warcraft.

Problem comes from being a welfare state.

[Louwai]

I put my drug f*ucked, dole bludging (hadn't worked for 10 yrs) brother in-law on.
He has no skills or qualifications and I bought him a car, tools and paid him $35 an hour to change globes! Fucker gave up after 2 months. Said I was expecting too much of him.
So he went back to the dole, and cones and World of Warcraft.

Send him to one of our jobs. They are usually a little isolated & the men don't get a chance to leave. + they get drug tested every week & alcahol tested every day before work.
I wonder how long he would last.

This pic is at the Prominent Hill project. about 1000klm north of Adelaide.There aren't too many trees to hide behind.

[slowandsteady]

Nothing is going to help my brother-in-law, except himself, and at 40yrs old, I think he's well and truly embedded in the system.

Even the offer of good pay (especially for someone who has no quals/skills) and a late start wasn't enough!

Bring back NASHOS"!!!!!!!!!!!!

[GlenTC]

I don't want him. I got enough issues.

[slowandsteady]

Hey Glen!
wanna come back to Kapooka and help train the Gap year students?

[GlenTC]

No thanks. I even got a letter invite to do just that. If they want to drag the little college bound kiddies through, thats their problem. I don't think they really understand the sort of youngster I want. Less moan, more grunt. Who gives a shit if you can do math, can you duck and weave? lol. You know that poor and dumb kid who rode his busted arse treadly ten k's to school and get into fights every lunch time (and occasionally win), yep, thats him. I want him.

[maggot]

oooh pick me, pick me :P it sounds so familiar





bugger that though you have to get up before noon...

[ROD]

i could learn to drive a tank

[GlenTC]

I get the feeling those kids are who everyones looking for. Workers. If you have to ask why a tank or field gun is cool, then you won't like it. lol. (Reminds you of a certain Motorsickle, doesn't it?).

The Army has a serious retention issue. Mainly because of a cycle. If all the great guys and gals find somewhere else to go, we can only promote idiots. No-one wants to work for idiots, so more put in their discharge or don't join. I knwo you are joking but if any of you guys want a shot, I will happily sit down and talk to you about it. I do have the capacity to get you the job you want. I can also tell you the things that might seem ok but are a total waste of time.

[slowandsteady]

Who gives a shit if you can do math, can you duck and weave? lol. You know that poor and dumb kid who rode his busted arse treadly ten k's to school and get into fights every lunch time (and occasionally win), yep, thats him. I want him.

Sorry Glen,
We get to choose from:

a: kid with girl hair cut
b: kid with girl haircut and membership to online gaming club
c: kid who's parents believe in the virtues (What farkin virtues) of "spare the rod and spoil the child"

wouldn't hurt to teach the little turds about 45 deg hospital folds and how to spit polish a pair of GP's and get up when it's dark....to the timing of ...two,three

I say BRING BACK FARKIN NASHO's (think I might write a letter to my local member)

[ROD]

Dont think the army would take me Glen i was a bad bad boy

[Dan85]

3.5 years ago the army/airforce/navy said i wasnt smart enough to be an aviation tech. now im doing a civil engineering degreee go figure that one. ias pretty cut up when they tol me to f*** off seen as tho i left year 12 and applied straight aay and they f****d me around for 18 months telling me to go do this test and that and then at the end said sorry your not smart enough. funnily enough i saw my recruiting officer a year later when he was at uni trying to recruit people and saw me and suggested i apply again given my recent jump in brain power. a polie get f****d is all he got. i know a few other guys who were also told sorry you dont meet our educational requirement who went on to be eletrical/ mecahnical and a couple civil engineers now.