04-10-2007, 10:21pm
SOUTHERNERS CAN BE SO POLITE
SAUDI AIR: Houston Tower... this is Saudi Air, flight 911, requesting permission to land.
HOUSTON Air Traffic Control: Tower to Saudi Air 911 -- You are
cleared to land Eastbound on runway 9-R."
SAUDI AIR: "Thank you Houston ATC. Acknowledge cleared to land on
infidel's runway 9R - Allah be Praised.
IRAN AIR: Houston Tower... this is Iran Air, flight 715 requesting permission to land...
HOUSTON ATC: "Tower to Iran Air 715 -- You are cleared to land
Westbound On runway 9R."
IRAN AIR: "Thank you, Houston ATC. We are cleared to land on
infidel's runway 9R. - Allah is Great!
Pause:
Static...
SAUDI AIR: "HOUSTON ATC - HOUSTON ATC"
HOUSTON ATC: "Go ahead Saudi Air 911?"
SAUDI AIR: "YOU HAVE CLEARED BOTH OUR AIRCRAFT FOR THE SAME RUNWAY!!!!! WE ARE COMING IN OPPOSITE DIRECTIONS. WE ARE ON A COLLISION COURSE. INSTRUCTIONS, PLEASE!!!"
HOUSTON ATC: "Well bless your hearts and praise Jesus. Y'all be
careful now and tell Allah 'hey' for us..."
SAUDI AIR: Houston Tower... this is Saudi Air, flight 911, requesting permission to land.
HOUSTON Air Traffic Control: Tower to Saudi Air 911 -- You are
cleared to land Eastbound on runway 9-R."
SAUDI AIR: "Thank you Houston ATC. Acknowledge cleared to land on
infidel's runway 9R - Allah be Praised.
IRAN AIR: Houston Tower... this is Iran Air, flight 715 requesting permission to land...
HOUSTON ATC: "Tower to Iran Air 715 -- You are cleared to land
Westbound On runway 9R."
IRAN AIR: "Thank you, Houston ATC. We are cleared to land on
infidel's runway 9R. - Allah is Great!
Pause:
Static...
SAUDI AIR: "HOUSTON ATC - HOUSTON ATC"
HOUSTON ATC: "Go ahead Saudi Air 911?"
SAUDI AIR: "YOU HAVE CLEARED BOTH OUR AIRCRAFT FOR THE SAME RUNWAY!!!!! WE ARE COMING IN OPPOSITE DIRECTIONS. WE ARE ON A COLLISION COURSE. INSTRUCTIONS, PLEASE!!!"
HOUSTON ATC: "Well bless your hearts and praise Jesus. Y'all be
careful now and tell Allah 'hey' for us..."