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12-03-2008, 03:42am
THE RULES
1. THE FEMALE ALWAYS MAKES THE RULES
The rules are subject to change at any time without notice.
No male can possibly know all the rules.Nearly all females are born with this knowledge.
If the female suspects the male knows the rules, she may immediately change any or all of them.
2. THE FEMALE IS NEVER WRONG
If the female is wrong,it is because of a misunderstanding which was a direct result of something the male did or said wrong.
If rule2 part 1 applies the male must apologize immediately for causing the misunderstanding.
3. THE FEMALE CAN CHANGE HER MIND AT ANY GIVEN POINT IN TIME.
The male must never change his mind without express written consent from the female.
4. THE FEMALE HAS EVERY RIGHT TO BE ANGRY OR UPSET AT ANY TIME.
The male must remain calm at all times, unless the female wants him to be angry or upset.
The female must under no circumstances let the male know whether she wants him to be angry or upset.
5. ANY ATTEMPT BY THE MALE TO CHANGE ANY OF THESE RULES COULD RESULT IN SEVERE BODILY HARM
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1. THE FEMALE ALWAYS MAKES THE RULES
The rules are subject to change at any time without notice.
No male can possibly know all the rules.Nearly all females are born with this knowledge.
If the female suspects the male knows the rules, she may immediately change any or all of them.
2. THE FEMALE IS NEVER WRONG
If the female is wrong,it is because of a misunderstanding which was a direct result of something the male did or said wrong.
If rule2 part 1 applies the male must apologize immediately for causing the misunderstanding.
3. THE FEMALE CAN CHANGE HER MIND AT ANY GIVEN POINT IN TIME.
The male must never change his mind without express written consent from the female.
4. THE FEMALE HAS EVERY RIGHT TO BE ANGRY OR UPSET AT ANY TIME.
The male must remain calm at all times, unless the female wants him to be angry or upset.
The female must under no circumstances let the male know whether she wants him to be angry or upset.
5. ANY ATTEMPT BY THE MALE TO CHANGE ANY OF THESE RULES COULD RESULT IN SEVERE BODILY HARM
Glen Close