Heidi's EXCELLENT Adventure.

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Bruce, Simmo and I met up on the weekend to plan the trip a little better. I'm not sure we were that much more successful this time, Simmo's birthday drinks took up a lot of Saturday night. What we DID manage to come up with though was the start of a pretty good set of rules for the trip. Of course, rules like this need to be worked on, so we'll post more as we come up with them.

1. SUCK IT UP! If you wake up cranky, sore or sad, put on your damn helmet and get on the bike, no-one is interested (that's mine).

2. NO RUBBING. Apparently Simmo is prone to a stiff back, and his girlfriend asked which one of us was going to rub it. The answer is of course, NO-ONE!

3. No mastubation in the tent. Refer to rule #2 if necessary.

4. Simmo goes first. Bruce and I looked at some of the dirt we are going to have to do, and there are a few parts where there are no bridges, only river crossings. Working on the theory that with three people you only need two votes for victory, Simmo goes first.

Have I missed any?

You could always rub him behind the ear with a piece of 4 x 2 Heidi, that would get the little blighters attention really quick!



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