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03-02-2009, 03:18pm
THE ENTREPRENEUR
Dead Donkey
Young Chuck, moved to Texas and bought a donkey from a farmer for $100.00.
The farmer agreed to deliver the donkey the next day. The next day the farmer drove up
and said, 'Sorry son, but I have some bad news,.......... the donkey died.'
Chuck replied: 'Well, then just give me my money back.'
The farmer said, 'Can't do that. I I've spent the money already.'
Chuck said, 'Ok, then, just bring me the dead donkey.'
The farmer asked, 'What are you going to do with him?
Chuck said, 'I'm going to raffle him off.'
The farmer said, You can't raffle off a dead donkey!'
Chuck said, 'Sure I can. Watch me. ............... . I just won't tell anybody he's " dead ".............
...............A month later, the farmer met up with Chuck and asked, 'What happened with that dead donkey?'
Chuck said, 'I raffled him off; and sold 500 tickets at $2 dollars a piece and made a profit of $898.00.'
The farmer said, 'Didn't anyone complain?'
Chuck said, 'Just the guy who won........... So I gave him his two dollars back.'
Chuck now works for the government
Dead Donkey
Young Chuck, moved to Texas and bought a donkey from a farmer for $100.00.
The farmer agreed to deliver the donkey the next day. The next day the farmer drove up
and said, 'Sorry son, but I have some bad news,.......... the donkey died.'
Chuck replied: 'Well, then just give me my money back.'
The farmer said, 'Can't do that. I I've spent the money already.'
Chuck said, 'Ok, then, just bring me the dead donkey.'
The farmer asked, 'What are you going to do with him?
Chuck said, 'I'm going to raffle him off.'
The farmer said, You can't raffle off a dead donkey!'
Chuck said, 'Sure I can. Watch me. ............... . I just won't tell anybody he's " dead ".............
...............A month later, the farmer met up with Chuck and asked, 'What happened with that dead donkey?'
Chuck said, 'I raffled him off; and sold 500 tickets at $2 dollars a piece and made a profit of $898.00.'
The farmer said, 'Didn't anyone complain?'
Chuck said, 'Just the guy who won........... So I gave him his two dollars back.'
Chuck now works for the government