Just how do you ride a bloody busa ...

[simmo]

I've gotten off a few times with that one because I don't speed around town. The times I've used that it has been true, I've been in the back of bum-f***-nowhere's-ville just bootling along, watching the road not the speedo. Sure it is no legal defense, but if you are polite and telling the truth and give no attitude, I find it works.

UNLESS YOU HAVE BRUCE AND SIMMO AT YOUR BACK, in which case you are lucky not be brutalised by the local constabulary!

Don't you mean brutalised by chicken necks, I have not idea what you are talking about

Hard luck Steve its the chances you take I'm sad to say,