26-03-2011, 01:58pm
Hiya All,
I SO wanted to be hangin' out drinkin' with all y'all tonight....but da bossman had other plans for me!
To Fifi:
Well done on ur fundraising effort...enjoy the night and just relax.....I'm sure things will go SMOOTHLY!!!
To Heidi and all the other ladies present tonight:
U'll find everything u'll need (tie downs...gaffa tape...butt plug...etc) to administer simmo's "new look" (tummy clip AND brazilian) in the GARAGE!!!! (don't let him yelp TOO loudly but...remember the neighbours!!)
To Bruce and all the other yobbo's present:
remember >>> photographic evidence is PARAMOUNT!!!!
To simmo: try to sleep with one or BOTH eyes open tonight.....
All y'all enjoy ur evening...
I SO wanted to be hangin' out drinkin' with all y'all tonight....but da bossman had other plans for me!

To Fifi:
Well done on ur fundraising effort...enjoy the night and just relax.....I'm sure things will go SMOOTHLY!!!

To Heidi and all the other ladies present tonight:
U'll find everything u'll need (tie downs...gaffa tape...butt plug...etc) to administer simmo's "new look" (tummy clip AND brazilian) in the GARAGE!!!! (don't let him yelp TOO loudly but...remember the neighbours!!)

To Bruce and all the other yobbo's present:
remember >>> photographic evidence is PARAMOUNT!!!!

To simmo: try to sleep with one or BOTH eyes open tonight.....

All y'all enjoy ur evening...
