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06-02-2007, 05:06pm
A koala is sitting up a gumtree smoking a joint when a little
lizard walks past and looks up and says "Hey Koala! What are you doing?"
The koala says: "Smoking a joint, come up and have some."
So the little lizard climbs up and sits next to the koala and
they have a few joints.
After a while the little lizard says his mouth is 'dry' and is
going to get a drink from the river.
But the little lizard is so stoned that he leans too far over
and falls into the river.
A crocodile sees this and swims over to the little lizard and
helps him to the side, then asks the little lizard: "What's the matter with you?"
The little lizard explains to the crocodile that he was sitting smoking a joint with the koala in the tree, got too stoned and then fell into the river while taking a drink.
The crocodile says he has to check this out and walks into the rain forest, finds the tree where the koala is sitting finishing a joint, and he looks up and says "Hey you!"
So the koala looks down at him and says:
"Fuuuuuccccccck man ... how much water did you drink dude?!!" Salutations
Trix
If you look like your passport photo, you probably need a holiday
lizard walks past and looks up and says "Hey Koala! What are you doing?"
The koala says: "Smoking a joint, come up and have some."
So the little lizard climbs up and sits next to the koala and
they have a few joints.
After a while the little lizard says his mouth is 'dry' and is
going to get a drink from the river.
But the little lizard is so stoned that he leans too far over
and falls into the river.
A crocodile sees this and swims over to the little lizard and
helps him to the side, then asks the little lizard: "What's the matter with you?"
The little lizard explains to the crocodile that he was sitting smoking a joint with the koala in the tree, got too stoned and then fell into the river while taking a drink.
The crocodile says he has to check this out and walks into the rain forest, finds the tree where the koala is sitting finishing a joint, and he looks up and says "Hey you!"
So the koala looks down at him and says:
"Fuuuuuccccccck man ... how much water did you drink dude?!!" Salutations
Trix
If you look like your passport photo, you probably need a holiday