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19-02-2007, 08:49pm
3 bikers are sitting at the bar bragging about their bikes & their respective roadside assistance packages.
The snappy BMW rider starts in & says : You know what chaps ....in the unlikely event that I EVER break down, I can ring that roadside assistance hotline & my mechanic & mobile workshop will be there inside 30 minutes & I'll be on my way before you know it, come what may.
Impressed, the slightly dishevelled Honda rider is taken aback somewhat but then quickly replys: So what....if I ring our hotline.... I'll get all of that PLUS a loaner bike & petrol.
And then the slovenly rat Busa rider hearing all this, slowly & unsteadily staggers to his feet & whispers : Well....if we ring our 24 hour hotline, we get a trained parrott saying "rider abuse dickhead..... rider abuse"
The snappy BMW rider starts in & says : You know what chaps ....in the unlikely event that I EVER break down, I can ring that roadside assistance hotline & my mechanic & mobile workshop will be there inside 30 minutes & I'll be on my way before you know it, come what may.
Impressed, the slightly dishevelled Honda rider is taken aback somewhat but then quickly replys: So what....if I ring our hotline.... I'll get all of that PLUS a loaner bike & petrol.
And then the slovenly rat Busa rider hearing all this, slowly & unsteadily staggers to his feet & whispers : Well....if we ring our 24 hour hotline, we get a trained parrott saying "rider abuse dickhead..... rider abuse"