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The Woodpecker Story.

An Hawaiian woodpecker and a Californian woodpecker were arguing about
which place had the toughest trees. The Hawaiian woodpecker said Hawaii
had a tree that no woodpecker could peck. The Californian woodpecker
accepted his challenge, and promptly pecked a hole in the tree with no
problem. The Hawaiian woodpecker was in awe.

The Californian woodpecker then challenged the Hawaiian woodpecker to
peck a tree in California that was absolutely im-peckable (a term
woodpeckers like to use). The Hawaiian woodpecker expressed confidence
he could do it, so accepted the challenge.

After flying to California , the Hawaiian woodpecker successfully pecked
the tree with no problem.

So the two woodpeckers were now confused. How is it that the Californian
woodpecker was able to peck the Hawaiian tree and the Hawaiian
woodpecker was able to peck the Californian tree, but neither one was
able to peck the tree in their own state?

After much woodpecker-pondering, they both came to the same conclusion *

Your pecker is always harder when you're away from home.