LEFT HAND SIDE!!!!

[NEMESIS]

OLD SPARKPLUG.

I always carry one.

You can drag it down the side of nice paint work on cages. (Leaves a lovely groove)

Hold it in your fist with the point stickin out and come down hard on a cage windshield. (Makes em pop and turn to sugar)

Or, get out in front and accidently (cough, cough) drop it over your shoulder. (when they bounce off the road they rip up radiators nicely. Seeing a cloud of steam in the mirrors is rewarding)

I might be one of the smaller road users, and I'm a skinny little runt, but i'll be stuffed if i'm gunna be a victum to some numbnut cager.

Last time i checked it has to be a used sparkplug...
If you want the window effect thing,just chip off the white
bits on the plug.They can be pretty small an you wouldnt
think theyd do much but there pretty lethal

Ah yes,i cop it all the time,twats in cars
who think they can beat bikes or what not,
i just play with there cars till
i decide il think il just leave them now...