The useless bits of info to see if we can make a million posts thread

[cAstAgeAr]

Poetry is an echo, asking a shadow to dance

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The downhill path is easy, but there's no turning back."

[cAstAgeAr]

Politics: Poly (many) + ticks (bloodsucking parasites)

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"Everybody is born with genius, but most people only keep it a few minutes."

[cAstAgeAr]

Positive anything is better than negative nothing.

[cAstAgeAr]

Poverty is a condition with but one advantage, it doesn't take much to improve your

[rave]

"I saw six men kicking and punching the mother-in-law. My neighbour said 'Are you going to help?' I said 'No, Six should be enough."

[cAstAgeAr]

Poverty never spoils a good man, but prosperity often does.

[rave]

"Operator! Give me the number for 911!"
Funny Short Sayings by, Homer J Simpson.

[cAstAgeAr]

Power works best in the hands of those who don't want it.

[rave]

Everyone has a photographic memory. Some don't have film."

[cAstAgeAr]

Praise can be your most valuable asset as long as you don't aim it at yourself

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"You can be young without money but you can't be old without it."

[cAstAgeAr]

Praise your children openly, reprove them secretly

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"A great many people have a soldier's stomach - everything they eat goes to the front."