Riding Bikes causes Impotence!!! (apparently)
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Hey guys not sure if anyone has seen the latest issue of twowheels (the one with the 2009 calender) but there was a little article in there about how riding motorbikes can cause impotence. nearly pissed myself laughing reading it.

Yeah appreantly the vibrations of the motor affect the nerve endings or something ......

All I can say is at least i won't have to worry about that problem for a few years - some of you older guys might have to give the riding a rest for a while Lol2Lol3Roll
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#2
I thought it was just old age...
ooops.
Ive said too much already!
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#3
& to think I was thinking of putting a little warning sticker near the throttle "warning, hard use of this throttle can cause erections"

Lol2RollLol3
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2wheelfreak Wrote:& to think I was thinking of putting a little warning sticker near the throttle "warning, hard use of this throttle can cause erections"

Lol2RollLol3

Lol2ClapGhastly
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dazza Wrote:[quote=2wheelfreak]
& to think I was thinking of putting a little warning sticker near the throttle "warning, hard use of this throttle can cause erections"

Lol2RollLol3

Or perhaps a little pee pee envy for those in the club who are sans pee pee's
It is the mark of an educated mind to be able to entertain a thought without accepting it. - Not me..... Aristotle
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#6
only v-twins give you impotence according to two wheels magazine, so were safe, but not me because champs was to give me and King62 a big man hug ARGGGGHHH!
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Champs Wrote:
dazza Wrote:[quote=2wheelfreak]
& to think I was thinking of putting a little warning sticker near the throttle "warning, hard use of this throttle can cause erections"

Lol2RollLol3

Or perhaps a little pee pee envy for those in the club who are sans pee pee's

Hey like your sig but can you fix the haybusa typo??
Pi_tongue
Fanku
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#8
Good pick up, and my humblest apologies to all the purests amongst.

Seems we don't ride Haybusa's. I thought there was a little bit missing from mine. Hey DJ, nice user title considering the subject matter in your qoute.
It is the mark of an educated mind to be able to entertain a thought without accepting it. - Not me..... Aristotle
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#9
Now can you change you avatar too.
Every time I look at it I am mesmerized....cool
:-)
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#10
Bah! If God didn't want us riding bikes, he wouldn't have invented Viagra and penile implants!

And besides, if I can't get it up, that's one less job I have to do before I can go out riding Yes
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bigfoot Wrote:only v-twins give you impotence according to two wheels magazine, so were safe, but not me because champs was to give me and King62 a big man hug ARGGGGHHH!

too much talking about man hugs and erections in this thread...someone kill it please Lol3
I'd rather be riding my Hayabusa thinking about God than sitting in church thinking about my Hayabusa
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#12
Naaaaaah..........it happens to push bike riders, not motorbike riders Very Happy

Seriously..........I saw a program about a bloke (pushy rider) who had a problem with the old schlong.........couldn't get it upScary

Anyway his doc diagnosed a crushed artery up to his limp dick......SERIOUSLY ! (shut up) Roll

Anyway the fix was a dick artery reconstruction......yeah baby !

But when you think of the ergonomics of the bicycle seat, that long seat extension grinding & pounding away into the wedding tackle Lol3
Any wonder those jokers have a permanent shitty on the world Very Happy
Never ride the A model of anything.
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#13
well i got no issues! im only young sure but ive been riding 7 years now. riden my bike everyday almost for the last 4 years and no issues so must take ALOT of riding to make your old fella docile! maybe some of the guys that have been riding solid for 35 years or so could shed some light on there experience. however then there issue might be old age.
Regards

Dan
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#14
Impotence? Not as yet, hopefully not. However, I am willing to bet that there is definitely a link between owning a great motorbike and fertility. There has to be, mrs Troy doesn't get harassed half as much as she did before I got the Busa!

(Please don't tell me I'm the only one)
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Leviathan Wrote:Impotence? Not as yet, hopefully not. However, I am willing to bet that there is definitely a link between owning a great motorbike and fertility. There has to be, mrs Troy doesn't get harassed half as much as she did before I got the Busa!

(Please don't tell me I'm the only one)

my unfortunate ex girl friend disliked the busa. apparently id go for a ride get all excited come home and harras her till she gave in and let me have my way with her
Regards

Dan
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