Oh Heidi thats a tough photo.
NOW for the real story, the real secret of drag racing.
Slip $50.00 to the started and he will "adjust" the tree. Best $50 I ever spent. It was worth the money not to get beaten by a Librarian. Jesus I'd never live that down. Bruce
See here, young man, from Walgett to the sea,
From Conroy’s Gap to Castlereagh, there’s none can ride like me.
Banjo Paterson
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f*** the Indians.
Heidi the words fastest Librarian now theres a story that must be told
The gritty true life story of a librarian from Canberra (not Invercargill) who overcomes adversary to ---
I'll stop now before I get thumped with the funken wagonals. Bruce
See here, young man, from Walgett to the sea,
From Conroy’s Gap to Castlereagh, there’s none can ride like me.
Banjo Paterson
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And what should we call this story ? Bookish babe burns rubber ? The older I get, the better I was. Regards.... Rob<i></i>
How about, 'Stop it now, I'm about to get the cranky finger out!'
That's why I suggested 'Bastard Racing for Bruce. I'd be sitting there on the track hung-over as all buggery (hang on, maybe THAT'S why Bruce was trying to get me drunk...), looking around at all the shiny lights and the people, singing 'la la la' to myself in the helmet..... and suddenly BAM! Bruce would be gone!
I'd sit bolt upright, shout BASTARD, and then try to catch him.
As the photo evidence suggests, I was less than sucessful at that. Doesn't matter, I'm going to practise in the National Library carpark. Every librarian for miles around will come to marvel at my prowess. I'll be doing drag starts and returning books. I'm going to be the legend of cataloguing and THEN I'm coming back to beat Bruce.
HEIDI
Hey Pan, reckon we can let his tyres down without him noticing? <i></i>
Can't talk now. Gotta go to the car park and practice...
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You can be the fastest psychologist on the block! <i></i>
Can't talk. Going round the bend... <i></i>
OH!! Make sure you get off and push it, can't be too careful. <i></i>
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