I am to be instituitionalised....

[demeester]

During a visit to the mental asylum, a visitor asked the Director what the criterion was, which defined whether or not a patient should be institutionalised.

"Well," said the Director, "we fill up a bathtub, then we offer a teaspoon, a teacup, and a bucket to the patient and ask him or her to empty the bathtub."

"Oh, I understand," said the visitor. "A normal person would use the bucket because it's bigger than the spoon or the teacup."

"No." said the Director.































"A normal person would pull the plug. Do you want a bed near the window?"



(DID YOU PASS, OR DO YOU WANT THE BED NEXT TO MINE???)

[Sentinel]

Depends on what they fill the bathtub with? This was not specified, so had it been one of many alcoholic beverages, I'd drink it rather than spill it "Don't ride behind me, I may not lead. Don't ride in front of me, I may not follow. Just ride beside me and be my friend."

[MacBusa]

i'll have the bed next to the T.V room.. thanks. Cheers.Grantwww.blingpartsaustralia.com.au

[HAYABUSA ROD]

sign me up i need a spot to park me bike
REGARDS ROD
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