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18-03-2007, 10:10am
As sent to the guy who passed this gig onto me...
The gig was last night,
All went well Don…
Until the end of the night.
Whilst packing up one guy asked for a lift to the city. I said sorry mate canâ€t.
How about just up to Greenborough.
Well itâ€s on the way yeah ok but I have to still finish packing up.
So when finished he sayâ€s there are 5 of them.
NO I say it was you …one person.
Starts saying that he told me it was 5 etc and I am adamant it is just him or no one.
So about to leave and they all hop in my car pissed as farts laughing and spilling drinks on my back seat, moving my laptop and stuff so they can fit in.
I try to keep it light and say itâ€s gunna be a long night cause we arenâ€t going anywhere and repeat what the deal was.
I canâ€t go back inside or away from the car because I know they will steal something or scratch something!
20m mins later they think this is great so I say Iâ€m calling the cops.
Dial 000 and get the run around get through but hang up.
Still no diff and by this time I am swearing and saying this is enough the f*&^ing joke is over Iâ€m starting to get real mad now.
How mad they say ? Laughing and f*&^ing carrying on….
So in a fit of desperation I grap one of those poles that go into the speakers and come round with that.
Well all hell breaks out and one grabs me from behind and the whole lot come out swearing and carrying on. I drop the pole straight away and continue swearing saying to f*&^ing get out of my car and piss off.
This worked and scared them into staying away from the car as I drove off as I was sure that they would have put a big scratch down the side before I chucked the mickey.
Got out of there stopped at a servo to check for any damage…none just scotch and coke on back seat which I cleaned when I got home…
D24 call me back eventually and I tell them the story and that all is ok now.
Had 2 shots (drinks) told Sandra she was lucky to see me alive tonight and went to bed…
The gig was last night,
All went well Don…
Until the end of the night.
Whilst packing up one guy asked for a lift to the city. I said sorry mate canâ€t.
How about just up to Greenborough.
Well itâ€s on the way yeah ok but I have to still finish packing up.
So when finished he sayâ€s there are 5 of them.
NO I say it was you …one person.
Starts saying that he told me it was 5 etc and I am adamant it is just him or no one.
So about to leave and they all hop in my car pissed as farts laughing and spilling drinks on my back seat, moving my laptop and stuff so they can fit in.
I try to keep it light and say itâ€s gunna be a long night cause we arenâ€t going anywhere and repeat what the deal was.
I canâ€t go back inside or away from the car because I know they will steal something or scratch something!
20m mins later they think this is great so I say Iâ€m calling the cops.
Dial 000 and get the run around get through but hang up.
Still no diff and by this time I am swearing and saying this is enough the f*&^ing joke is over Iâ€m starting to get real mad now.
How mad they say ? Laughing and f*&^ing carrying on….
So in a fit of desperation I grap one of those poles that go into the speakers and come round with that.
Well all hell breaks out and one grabs me from behind and the whole lot come out swearing and carrying on. I drop the pole straight away and continue swearing saying to f*&^ing get out of my car and piss off.
This worked and scared them into staying away from the car as I drove off as I was sure that they would have put a big scratch down the side before I chucked the mickey.
Got out of there stopped at a servo to check for any damage…none just scotch and coke on back seat which I cleaned when I got home…
D24 call me back eventually and I tell them the story and that all is ok now.
Had 2 shots (drinks) told Sandra she was lucky to see me alive tonight and went to bed…
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